April 30, 2006

Judge away

LibraryThing allows me to generate a little dealie bopper with random book covers from my personal "library", so the technological imperative - also available in poem form - demands I put it over there on the right somewhere.

Eventually. For now, here goes:

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Colbert at the Correspondents' Dinner

Gold, Stephen, gold:
Here's how it works. The president makes decisions, he'’s the decider.

The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down.

Make, announce, type. Put them through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head.

You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know--fiction."

Editor and Publisher has a great write-up with plenty of choice quotes; for video links, be sure to hit up BoingBoing's comprehensive run-down.

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April 29, 2006

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Oops, oh my god, best quote ever

"So, you would think that if they're going to have salmon on the menu you would check to make sure, you know, and I take her at face value, it was a mistake but at the same time, oops, oh my God, right."
Here, the CKNW News Talk 980, have a trophy.

April 27, 2006

April 26, 2006

East-West indeed

I wonder what it feels like, for a cluster of sari-wearing South Asian women strolling along the pedestrian tunnel between the North-South and East-West platforms of Spadina station, to encounter an Asian dude playing Sitar through some serious effects pedals (surrounded by a cluster of gangsta-looking white kids)?

By the looks on their faces, mighty amusing.

In any case, it was much more iPauseworthy than your standard subway musicians:
While most of the auditioning entertainers are guitarists, the list of instruments played at the auditions has included the balalaika, violin, kalimba (thumb piano), cello, saxophone, mandolin, cimbalon, dizi (Chinese Flute) pan flute, banjo, dijerridoo, bassoon, hurdy-gurdy and steel pans.

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April 25, 2006

Maps = Awesome

Mennonites as a percentage of populationMethodists as a percentage of populationBaptists as a percentage of population

I don't have anything intelligent to say about these maps beyond "cool!" So I won't bother [via Marginal Revolution]

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April 24, 2006

How predictable?

Speaking of taking pages from Tex's playbook, this just in:
Tories keep media away from coffins

The Conservative government has taken steps to keep the public from seeing images of flag-draped coffins when fallen soldiers are returned home from Afghanistan.

For the first time since the Afghan mission began, the government will shut down an Ontario airfield when the remains of four soldiers killed over the weekend are returned Tuesday.

Government officials said the new directive is permanent.

It echoes a policy attempted by the Bush administration. Concerns that a stream of images of coffins draped in the Stars and Stripes would diminish public support for the Iraq war prompted the White House to impose a publication ban...

A source at the Department of National Defence said that the request for privacy did not come from the military, and flew in the face of longstanding Canadian Forces practice.

For more details, read the full article in The Toronto Star.

Now the Conservatives want to flush dead soldiers down the memory hole, or at least keep any potentially troublesome images off of the front page and the evening news. In the absence of coffin photos, news services will probably continue to run relatively generic archival photos of proud, tough-looking soldiers posed in the desert prior to their impending deaths (these usually run immediately after incidents occur, before images directly related to current events are available) rather than of coffins surrounded by a half-dozen solemn, sullen comrades.

How far are they going to push this? Will coffin photos taken in Afghanistan be banned, too?

Military commentators were apparently not bothered by the earlier decision to stop lowering the flag at Parliament, but views from groups like the War Amps, the Legion, and others have yet to surface.

April 23, 2006

Consumer retorts, Vol. I

Ahh, the power of the Internet. It's great for finding reviews of consumer goods before you buy them, isn't it? Except that most reviews are either written by sites that got the product as schwag -- often from an advertiser that makes (or sells) the product -- or are essentially reviews of press releases for products that don't yet exist.

If 90% of the consumer goods out there are "meh"-quality, neither particularly good nor spectacularly crappy, then the other 10% seriously needs to be pimped and/or trashed in an easily google-able way.

So, in the name of helping my fellow man/woman/consumerbot, here are some things I've liked and not-liked lately:

Good things
  • Dean's Beans Mexican Chiapas whole bean roasted coffee

    Very tasty. Heard Dean talk about controversies in fair trade certification schemes on the portafilter podcast and decided to give his products a shot, and was not disappointed at all.

  • HP ScanJet 5590 digital flatbed scanner

    Middle of the road colour scan quality, but the duplexing automatic document feeder and swanky bundled OCR software makes quick work of stacks and stacks of paper. Few, if any, other ADF scanners at this price point have a flatbed for scanning larger, fragile, or three-dimensional objects.

  • Mountain Equipment Co-op Yamaska short sleeved shirt

    MEC seems to devote more attention to their women's clothing line than the men's, as the latter tends much more toward the "OMG, I'm totally on Safari!" look. Though relatively expensive by my (cheap, sweatshop-made, Old Navy-wearing) standards, this shirt is made of a comfortable, light, 100% organic cotton and features funky angled front pockets and swanky pinstripes.

  • Mercury Organic Espresso Bar [map]

    A new, spartan-interior coffee place on Queen East in Riverdale, just past the Eastern bounds of Leslieville. Heard about it on the CoffeeGeek forums, and stopped by Thursday evening with Amy on the way to game night at Dave's in the Beaches. Had an Americano ($2; $3 for a double), which was delicious. Too bad it's nowhere near my apartment or anywhere else I frequent. More of a grab-n-go place (hence 'espresso bar' instead of 'cafe'!), though there are a couple of tables as well as some couch seating.

Bad things
  • President's Choice precision burr coffee grinder

    Alright for coarse and medium ground coffee, but definitely not capable of a decent espresso grind as advertised. Finest grind setting produces a 50-50 mix of fine and coarse grounds... ick.

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Another page from Tex's playbook

Yesterday, word emerged that Harper will change government policy so that Parliament's flags will not be flown at half mast each time another soldier is killed in Afghanistan. We've got Remembrance Day to comemorate fallen soldiers both contemporary and historic, after all, so why bother making a fuss about a few more war dead?

Downplaying military casualities: Check!

Today, we learn Harper will appoint a recently-retired Alberta oil executive (former EnCana CEO Gwyn Morgan) to chair a commission designed to ensure non-partisanship in government appointments. Some choice comments Morgan made to the Empire Club of Canada include:
"We have witnessed the party that governed our country over most of its history, embroiled in behaviour that is comparable to that of countries at the bottom of the world corruption index...

"We saw an orchestrated attempt to impugn a Canadian political leader (Harper) whose integrity is beyond reproach and a person who openly honours Christian values, but respects all religions."

Sounds mighty non-partisan to me. The job pays just $1/year, which makes it only logical to apoint a filthy-rich captain of industry. Who needs dedicated, career civil servants when the Alberta oilpatch pumps out so many ideologically pre-approved retired executives with plenty of cash but not much else to do?

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April 21, 2006

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TTC to get 150 hybrid buses

"The TTC will welcome a much-anticipated addition to its fleet of surface vehicles on Thursday, April 20th, with the arrival of the first Orion VII Low-Floor Hybrid bus. Member of Parliament Mike Wallace, Ontario Transportation Minister Harinder Takhar, Ontario Environment Minister Laurel Broten, and Toronto Mayor David Miller, representing the three levels of government that provided the $112 million funding for this 150-bus purchase, and TTC Chair Howard Moscoe will all be on hand to welcome the first environmentally friendly hybrid bus, the first hybrid bus fleet in service in Canada..."

[Press release | York Guardian article | Photo stolen from here]

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April 17, 2006

24 hours of semi-cheap content



This Craigslist documentary looks interesting, but is it worth $9.99 USD (to buy, $3.99 USD to rent for a day)? At $1.99 for a one-day rental, I think, this whole Google Video Marketplace business model for small and/or independent producers could take off, but Blockbusteresque prices for hit-or-miss indie content seems a little too much.

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April 15, 2006

April 14, 2006

Google calendar for Seneca College

To test Google Calendar's functionality (and my competence therewith), I created a shared public calendar for Seneca College's Summer 2006 academic dates, which should now be available in XML or iCal format.

Dates for future terms (Fall 2006, Winter 2007, etc.) will be added once I've got any and all kinks figured out.

I'm not sure if any of my normal readers care about Seneca stuff, but perhaps one or two of you are geeky enough to give it a try and send me your feedback?

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April 13, 2006

April 12, 2006

April 11, 2006

Speaking of bikers

Larissa and I share a transferable Metropass, but she uses it to commute to Humber most weekdays. When I have daytime errands to run (which is often) I feel like a chump paying token/ticket fares or waiting until the pass is free in the evenings (but many stores are closed and bus service is less frequent).

My initial plan was to resurrect my old mountain bike (stored at the familial home) but it's in a poor state of repair and lacks easily removable parts to thwart thieves.

The Tire has man-sized rides from $99, but models with quick-release seatposts and front wheels start closer to $200.

Option two: score a used ride downtown, and haul it North via TTC. Only a few TTC bus routes have been equipped with racks in a trial-run (OC Transpo rolled out their rack program long ago), though bikes are allowed on busses, streetcars, and subways after 6:30pm so long as there's room (rare, I think, before 8:00pm).

While pondering a course of action, I stumbled upon this eBay seller peddling (ha!) reasonably priced folding bikes from an industrial park in Scarberia. They're easy to take on the bus when folded, and would store easily on our apartment's small balcony.

What to do?

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April 10, 2006

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April 08, 2006

April 07, 2006

  • Imitrex-Naproxen anti-migraine combo beats Imitrex alone [Reuters]

April 05, 2006

  • "A lower GST will push Statistics Canada’s consumer price index (CPI) lower than otherwise. This will have long-lasting fiscal implications, because the CPI determines annual adjustments to the numerous thresholds and amounts of taxes and government benefits that Canadians pay and receive." [CD Howe Institute]

  • Police crack down on marijuana users - "Everybody's confused, basically..." [Toronto Star]