FUCK YOU and your FUCKING REVISIONIST PARADIGM
Ok, now I feel better.

Hurrah for . . . me. As of May 1st, I'll be Editor-in-Chief of clubLaurier.ca. Uncharacteristically enough, though, it seems my first major "move" will be to institute an ADVERTISING BLITZ. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. All you need to do is dangle a few bills in front of this supposedly 'devout' Marxist, and the other shoe drops (rather like China, aren't I?).

[momentary vitals]
  mood - post-midterm euphoria (won't last!)
  track - Bryan Adams, "Cuts like a Knife"
  text - Noam Chomsky, Manufacturing Consent

Two papers, 10 pages worth of writing (at least), and two days to do it all in. Procrastinate? What? No way, I'm a keener...

In avoiding my work, it seems that a new hobby has decided to settle in and take over my (non-existent) surplus cash. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I now collect Soviet-Era Medals and Orders. I'm not sure in what proportions aesthetics, symbolism, curiosity and economics factor into this - - but whatever. Observe.

[momentary vitals]
  mood - Pre-paper stress
  track - Ben Harper, "Burn one down"
  text - Karl Marx, Alienated Labour